Ring (Monday Limerick #22)
Sam became a life coach, last Spring,
Soothing cark is really his thing,
Can’t think of a plan
When s**t hits the fan –
Why don’t you just give him a ring?
(Limerick)

With thanks to Lance Greenfield for hosting Esther’s Laugh Along with a Limerick prompt – RING. Click through for the rules, if you too would like to join in.