Swap Shop – (Monday Limerick#47)
Geraldine woke up in a strop, Suggested she needed a swap, I’m bored in the kitchen … Wife; do stop your bitchin, You mow the lawn; I’ll take mop! (Limerick) […]
Cash Flow – (Monday Limerick#46)
Frank, the financial adviser,Was often seen as a miser,He was never that flash,With his key client’s cash,And they were always the wiser! (Limerick) Post inspired by Esther’s Laughing along with […]
新年快乐 / 新年快樂
Friday is film night in front of the box, The takeaway is less of a flummox With quite a full flagon And “Kiss of the Dragon”, Tonight we welcome the […]
Fifty Shades – (Monday Limerick#45)
Everyone knows a suave gent, called Dwight, Who sees all things in black or in white, He might well want to play With fifty shades of grey, Relax; and be […]
Clearing the Fog – (Monday Limerick#44)
President Dwight D. Eisenhower, Had great ideas in the shower, Some time on the bog, Would oft lift his fog, And restore his mighty brain power. (Limerick) Post inspired by […]
Burns Night – (LAWA Limerick#43)
Rabbie Burns the Scottish bard chose, To write both poetry and prose; To plant his strong views, On life, lust and booze, And ‘Luve’ who’s like a red, red, rose! […]
Haunt – (LAWA Limerick)
My good friend and one of my team, Is naughty or so it would seem, She goes out for a jaunt, To her favourite haunt, But in truth, it’s all […]
World Hat Day – (15th January)
My very good friend who’s called Pat, Is partial to donning a hat, He wears with a smirk, A bowler at work, A cap when in casual tat! Limerick
World Pear Day – 5th Dec (#Just For Fun)
There is this good old boy called Terry, Who’s fond of a full pint of perry, He thinks pears are fine, When poached in red wine, And Xante can make […]
National Apple Day – 21st Oct (#JustForFun)
The Doc says eat an apple a day, To keep healthy and Covid at bay, Disguise it in cake? Wassail you can make? Cover with toffee and crunch away! (Limerick) […]
Global Cat Day – 16th Oct (Just for Fun)
These six alley cats are quite a clique, With illegal scams to get rich quick. In his mauve pork pie hat, The gang’s led by Top Cat; Officer Dibble falls […]
Ode to Heather – (Weekend Writing Prompt #117)
I have this bestie called Heather, Who can most certainly blether, There’s nowt she can’t regale, When telling a tall tale; Love it when we, get together. (27-Word Limerick) Post […]
Podcasting Day – 30th Sept (#Just For Fun)
Today, we meet Judi and Hans, Who’ve joined the many podcast fans, They are making a list, Of broadcasts they have missed, To update their listening plans. (Limerick) If you […]
Hobbit’s Day – 22nd Sept (#Just for Fun)
Bilbo and Frodo, much behooved, Are second cousins once removed, Today marks their birth, Let’s cheer with good mirth, As Gandalf so would have approved! (Limerick)
Int. Country Music Day – 17th Sept (#Just for Fun)
There is this country singer called Dolly, Over the years she’s made lots of lolly, She founded Dollywood, A pot of gold for good, Imagination Library‘s no folly, (Limerick) Limerick […]
National Fish & Chip Day – 1st Fri in Sept (#Just for fun)
Every Fryday Jim smacks his lips, Double ketchup he gleely quips, No green mushy peas, Just salt if you please, When he picks up his fish and chips. (Limerick) Limerick […]
World Letter Writing Day – 1st September (#Just for Fun)
There is this old Scots dear, called Cathie, Who’s needing some osteopathy. To make her feel better, I’m scenting my letter, As least she’ll get homeopathy. (Limerick) Prompt inspired by […]
Left-Handers Day – 13th August (#Just for Fun)
There is this character called Bart, You may not consider him smart But being left-handed, He’s openly candid, And his pranks are right off the chart. (Limerick) Post inspired by […]
Laugh … Ch#42 – (Just one thing)
The zany Michael McIntyre, Thinks when you’re laughing, he’s on fire, He wants validation, For comic gestation, As a joke makes life seem less dire! (Limerick) Photo by Rodolfo Quirós from Pexels Chapter […]
Global Beer Day – 7th August (#Just for fun)
Our friend Jim is rather a pest, He booked us a trip as his guest, He likes German beer, That’s why we’re here, But it’s not yet Oktoberfest! (Limerick) My […]
Global Tiger Day – 29th July (#Just for Fun)
There is a cute tiger called Tigger, Who bounces with absolute vigor, For a tiger he’s small, But his friends think he’s tall; When leaping he looks even bigger. (Limerick) […]
World Emoji Day – 17th July (Just for Fun)
Emojis emerged from Japan, The J Phone is where they began, None could have predicted, Emotions depicted, Would’ve had such a long life span. 🤣 (Limerick) Photo by Polina Tankilevitch from Pexels Limerick […]
National Kitten Day – 10th July (#Just for Fun)
Loving the day of the kitten Good karma beckons, tis written We do have to treat A thing that’s too sweet To show that we are quite smitten (Limerick) Photo […]
World Kissing Day – 6th July (#Just for Fun)
I love that today is world kiss, So smackers would not be amiss, Today I was born, At six in the morn, Could not wish for any more bliss. 😇 […]
The SECRET, Darling (Ch#4: Just one thing)
The secret to life is quite sweet, Love everyone whom you should meet, Assume that they care, Which isn’t so rare, If not then, you simply delete! (Limerick) Photo from […]
International Joke Day – 1st July (#Just for Fun)
There is this fox, Basil Brush, Who’s tail is really quite plush, When telling a joke, To all you good folk, Boom, Boom is his final gush! (Limerick) Listen to […]
National Sunglasses Day – 27th June (#Just for Fun)
There is this cool guy, he’s called Ron, Who always has sunglasses on, Not such a bright spark, Cos when in the dark, He can’t see where everyone’s gone. (Limerick) […]
National Writing Day – 24th June (#Just for Fun)
One day a young debutant, Stands tall and quite elegant, She enters the hall, The belle of the ball; Sweet smile whilst so nonchalant. […]
Eat Your Veg Day, 17th June – (Just for Fun)
There is an old man who’s called Reg, Who likes only meat and two veg, When given a voice, Green peas are his choice, With meat and a large tattie […]
Donald Duck Day – 9th June (#Just for Fun)
A sailor who’s called Donald Duck, Is frequently dealt with bad luck, Always swears with a lisp, Stamps his feet, shakes his fist, And most often ends up unstuck. (Limerick) […]
World Cider Day – 3rd June (#Just for Fun)
There is a folk band from Somerset, The Wurzels sing tunes you don’t forget, They dance on the hay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Whilst we nosh scrumpy and cheese […]
